To masterbate
What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?
A man used for pole dancing. Especially in cyber chat rooms.
Wrapping your legs around The pole is best if "The Pole" is played by a hot sexy male as in JanieLover.
The Pole, citurated at Marist, is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even more beautiful than a Banana next to a Banana.
The Pole is so very beautiful today. The Pole-ice defend it well.
A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
A. The Penis
B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.