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Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
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when you put you dick in a stank pussy
tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock
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Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.
louisiana swamp-fuck
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To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."
1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
Jacob dipped his biscuit in a gravy swamp.
During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
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When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?
I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt