Managing to fuck up everything you do
He failed school and lost his job .... He's Doing A Tom
Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)
1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip
2;;Fun.
3;;lmao,is he whimpering
1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD
2;;oh heavens.
(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)
A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.
“Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”
“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey”
Tom Felton is the man that save me and that save a lot of more people ,he show a lot of us how love is ,how you can feel alive ,he teach me how to love how to me happy because he made me Happy he is one of the most amazing human beings that just deserve respect and not hate as he had got for all these years ,tom will always forever gonna have my heart <3.
Example : Tom Felton is the love of my life
Example :
X: then who make you happy?
Me: Tom ,Tom Felton
Is a bad rapper who thinks he’s big and can’t rhyme and makes songs about girlfriend he has for a week. He gets more likes than dislikes.
The sweetest human being ever. Also the best hugger.
"hey you know that tom hiddleston guy?"
"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"