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Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

by Dre' October 16, 2012

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Two Stupid Dogs

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

by Dave December 31, 2005

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two peas in a pod

two people getting along really well

lani and makayla are like two peas in a pod when theyre together

by arthurloveskids November 6, 2018

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take-two interactive

A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.

Yo, you got that Fuck Take-Two Interactive blimp?
Of course.

by [MG] Flames July 3, 2017

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Madame Two-Swords

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.

Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.

by WaltD007 March 29, 2019


two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey June 6, 2011


two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.

Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"

by zfresh23 July 13, 2015