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The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner
Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!
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a prostitute or whore who is so desperate for sex that they would do it with a donkey or any other animal that isn't classed as a human being, be it for money or pleasure.
Man, you don't wanna go past third street, from there on it's just honky donkey's. You might get ring worm.
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Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
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to act in an irrational manner, often involving threats of violence
That bitch backed into my car! I'm bout ta cut a donkey!
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what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.
Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
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Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
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Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.
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A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.
Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".
Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.
vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!
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Someone who's buttox resembloes that of a donkey's.
Dude, she is such a donkey ass!
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