Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

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Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

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Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

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Mustache water

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.

When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.

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electric water

pure liquid LSD-25, the good shit

that electric water got me trippin!!

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Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

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