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Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.
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A Glaswegian term used when a person is chewing on the plastic shaft of a horn.
Tom: "Haw man, he's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn"
Calum: "Aye man he likes tae hae sumthin' in his mouth"
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He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
But it isn't over for the woman and it's endless.
Princess Lover! Ova -
After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.
Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"
Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.
The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
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I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?
I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?
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He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
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This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”
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