Hand job

When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!

Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...

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slip the hand

A sexual favour performed with the use of a finger/fingers.

Most used in the greater Belfast area.

Go ahead Franky , slip le han le fuk.

Did ye slip le han?

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bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

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hand clap

the noise you hear when you smack a big fat black booooootay

Damn I made Shaniquas ass hand clap last night when I was banging her doggy style.

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oprah hands

A game that is played with two people, where you both start facing each other and make a fist, then proceed to raise the fist up and drop in on an open palm 3 times in a row. Then each person shapeshifts their hand into one of three possible choices. A pair of scissors, A rock, Or a piece of paper. The game is derived from the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a shapeshifter and the game requires you to change the shape of your hands.

Every game of Oprah Hands is a best two out of three round.
The person that wins the first throw gets "first ups" which is obivously an advantage.
Oprah Hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, analytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. Only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies Oprah Hands should play.

Also see oprah

"Hey man wanna play a quick game of Oprah Hands to pass the time?"

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Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

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hulk hands

A popular toy inspired by the Hulk comic book character.

"Nobody messes with me when I have my 1337 hulk hands!"

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