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a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab
anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
Patrick is the name of a male who perspires around you. Patrick can be gentle but deeply has anger issues he holds back because he doesn’t want to know he’s a bad person….deep down inside he wants to be loved but with the fruit of his nature Patrick destroys friendships before he even starts. Patrick is a consistent loyal persona. Patrick is a great supportive persona.patrick
Britiania- Hey have you heard of that Patrick kid, I heard he a loyal buddy.
Samantha- Oh really?! I haven’t heard that, mighty try it out though
He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day
He a Patrick
Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick bad. No Patrick
Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo
Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell