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an insult for homophobes, transphobes, racists, ableists, and people who can't accept what people like
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Jenn: Fuck me and spill my ice soup
James: what the fuck no
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The main course for dinner after a considerable sum of leftovers have filled the fridge. Garbage Soup consists of putting all of said leftovers in a pot, filling it with beef or chicken stock and cooking it. The end result may or may not be a surprisingly tasty meal that is easy to store and might last a few days depending on household size.
Child : Hey mom! what's for dinner?
Mom: We're having garbage soup, I'm sick of you kids never finishing dinner and leaving all these leftovers.
Child: Oh boy!
Child uploads that he is having Garbage Soup for dinner to Twitter or Facebook and proceeds to get funny comments from all his friends.
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the act of spraying feces across the chest of another, then smearing it around from neck to stomach. may contain corn pieces, carrots or anything that may not break down from the stomach acids. usually done to mexicans, spanish people or just people of brownish skin
i concured with my friend to give me a cuban soup
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The phrase to describe someone that is very fat and bald
-Fat bald person walks down the street-
Guy1: DUDE... BOWLING FOR SOUP!
Guy2: Oh my god, he is so Bowling for Soup!
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An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.
That woman was so bad she was bordering on soup dragon-ish!!!!
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an anal soup is when a man is analay screwing a women and she trys to have a dump at the same time whilst having diorhha.When the contents of the womans anaus come out it resembles a brown soup.
Dave: hey i found a bowl of soup in the fridge last night.
Jim: ye that was my girl friends anal soup
dave proceedes to throw up
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