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An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
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when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!
hey guys i just took a crimson turd
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When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.
i took a fat turd man in the field.
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The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
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Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.
I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.
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I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
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where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall
look at that turd streaking guy.