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the 2018 us midterms

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome

all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms

by Sexydimma November 30, 2019

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Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.

we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.

(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.

by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021


US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019


Just the two of us

Anthony and Charlotte

Look, it’s just the two of us

by BadSamurai May 15, 2021

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Toys r us

A great place to kidnap children.

"Let's go to Toys r us to kidnap kids!"
"Kidnap? Won't we get arrested?"
"No silly! I'm a cop myself"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

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Let Us (Not You) Plays

noun
1. A variation of a Let's Play. In Let Us (Not You) Plays, several people participate in a video game, as opposed to just one person. These types of Let's Plays were supposedly named by internet comedian and Youtube user Max Laughton, better known by his pseudonym dshban.

1. "'Let Us (Not You) Plays' are thought to have been created by Max Laughton."

by magicdance August 6, 2010


Wanna Hop On Among Us

Wanna Hop On Among Us is slang for rough gay sex

"Hey Jerry wanna hop on among us later"
"Of course I do it was so amazing last night"

by BaboonBoner March 8, 2022