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!having sex for the first time is when someone "loses" their virginity
person 1: i lost my virginity last night!
person 2: lucky! I wanna lose mine already!
person 1: My other friend is hopefully losing virginity right now
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A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.
Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.
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A person who has never snorted any type of drug.
Mark, you drug addict, you're the only one of us who isn't a nose virgin.
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-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn't ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.
friend #1: Were you dirty texting Joe last night?
friend #2: Yes, I am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so horny when he texts me. He said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: You naughty girl! ;)
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Someone who's never touched a private part in their life but experienced a traumatic experience that led them to believe they lost their virginity.
Cecilia Wong believes that she is a half virgin.
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Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.
Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE
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what sometimes happens when a virgin has sex with the first person they can get thinking that it won't mean anything later, or they won't get attached.
Joe wouldn't have sex with his best friend Mindy because of virgin-baggage, and Joe didn't want poor Mindy to get attached.
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