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caught in the long grass

An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.

The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.

"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"

"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"

Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!

by EI6GXB February 2, 2010

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Long Distance Relationship

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 19, 2019

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


all day long

something one might say when referring to ample availability of an item.

- Can you get hold of any Laptops?

- Yea, All Day Long....

by Boobloo July 26, 2006

38πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 25, 2005

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


LFM Long for Man

LFM is when your travelling or doing something for a long period of time . LFM can be used when something is delaying you from achieving a goal.

6 hours of uni, that's LFM Long for Man or
Running for the bus is LFM Long for Man

by davy jone locker February 24, 2013

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


long-term relationship

Long term relationship is a common, contemporary term for intimate interpersonal relationships that may be lifelong and may or may not consist in marriage. Long term relationships are considered the opposite of casual relationships, which tend to be short in duration. The notation "LTR" is used to designate "long term relationship" in "personals" advertisements. When a long term relationship that is neither a marriage nor a civil union ends and both partners have a financial interest in the relationship, a suit for palimony may be filed by one or both of the partners. This is especially the case when one of the partners is wealthy or a gaylord.

I have been in a long-term relationship with my boyfrined for 2 years.

by Puerto Rican Italian Mami November 24, 2006

168πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Maxwell Andrew Long

-The Prefix max- meaning most amount possible

The meaning of the name Maxwell is From Maccus' Spring
The origin of the name Maxwell is English
Notes: English surname.
-The meaning of the name Andrew is Manly
The origin of the name Andrew is Greek
Notes: Andrew was the first apostle of Christ. Andrew Wyeth, artist. Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the U.S. Andrew Johnson 17th president of the U.S.
-The meaning of the name Long is Dragon
The origin of the name Long is Chinese
Notes: Dragons are the sexiest creatures on earth.

If someone was to call you a Maxwell Andrew Long, do not be offended. This is the greatest compliment someone can get. This means that you are the highest coolest strongest of anyone.

mwahahahahaha maxwell andrew long is always awesome

by Maxamania November 19, 2010

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž