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Watching fat people swim in the water.
I went whale watching at The public pool.
The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.
"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."
What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.
Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?
Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR
When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience
The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch
To view a content-creators older content on social media platforms such as on Youtube or a podcast.
No use! I back-watched H3 podcast in the description and he never said that!
Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.
John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.