wet wegie

A wegie so tight it made you shart in your pants.

I couldn't pull out my wet wegie without getting my hands dirty.

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wet toast

A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.

Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.

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Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.

"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."

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Wet blanket

A person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. Someone who generally has a negative attitude. In some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. It is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.

1. Zane: "No, you guys always abuse me, I'm tired of playing, I quit!"
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."

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wet pussy

very horny makes your box drip

hey johnny, come and feel my box, its dripping wet do you want to nibble on my wet pussy

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Is water wet

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

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wet wednesday

a weekly wednesday celebration required for sanity in a nine to five lifestyle.

Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet

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