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Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
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Proper Noun.
She who must not be named is the author of the book series Harry Potter. In 2020 she officially outed herself as a TERF after defending several "mistakes" with trans community.
As a result of being a TERF the Harry Potter fandom no longer cares to even mention her by name. Her new name is inspired by he who must not be named who is the arch-villain, Lord Voldemort, in the book series.
I look up to Emma Watson and not she who must not be named.
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this has no meaning. it's just a thing you say sometimes. also spelled as "who up playin wit they worm"
friend 1: who up playing with they worm?
friend 2: me🙋 ♀️
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An ex's name so vile and foul that saying the name conjures an evil so dark and black that the sun is blotted from the sky and it rains blood for a full week. By uttering her demonic handle your tongue splits in two and rots from your mouth then you instantly hear all of humanity cry out with sorrow. Babies, children and small animals die once they hear her heinous name. El Diablo trembles at the smallest whisper of this being’s moniker. This foul being casts no shadow. You are warned, never mention that sick cruel name.
"Hey dude what ever happened to your ex (wife or girlfriend)? Wasn't her name..."
"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."
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A person of the female gender who consumes expensive fish eggs commonly known as caviar.
Chad: "Do you girls eat caviar?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Chad: "So you are girls who eat caviar?"
Girls: "We are females who consume fish eggs."
The worst Disney show of all time. Resurrected with the ashes of Palpatine. And right now, they're on Disney+ and are seeking revenge; a constant reminder to steer clear. (and also why I don't have Disney+)
BREAKING NEWS: The "They Who Must Never Be Named" are on Disney+! Our spies tell us they're seeking revenge on somebody who hated them so much and had to do destroy them and failed now they're back. Always steer clear of the "They Who Must Never Be Named" and never mention their name, because of reasons we can't understand anymore.
By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.
Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
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