How do you do

You like me and I like you

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude

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how the other half lives

A phrase used to describe the working conditions of the lower class, often involving tiresome labor, menial tasks, and/or generally bullshit jobs.

Example 1:
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!

Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.

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How is your day going?

This saying is a compliment that a bunch of millennial's don't say anymore because they are too busy calling their friends "Fucker" "Asshole" etc...

guy1: Hey man, How is your day going?

guy2: Good, how about you?

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Hey, How you doing?

A greeting often used by "The typical white man" usually in business settings and most of the time rhetorical, often said fast and only understood by other typical white men.

Dave the typical white man: Hey, how you doing?

Random typical white man on the 3rd floor corporation hallway: Hey, how you doing?

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Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

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how bout them cowboys?!

1. what cowboys fans don't say about the team after a loss, becuase they all go crawl into a hole becuase, a whole their fanbase is a bunch of jackasses.

2. opposing fanbases use this to mock the cowboys after a loss.

Chris Berman: The Eagles defeated the Cowboys, 23 - 7, absolutely beating them in every aspect of the game.

Eagles Fan: Yea, how bout them cowboys?!

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how to ask out a boy

Say " can I talk to you privately? " if he said yes say "do you want to go out with me?" If he said no you say "OK fine." And walk away. Its OK I got you covered. You could plot revenge but that's a little harsh

Can you tell me how to ask out a boy ?
That boy is so cute and I really like him! I should learn how to ask out a boy

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