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when you bang a chick while she's on the rag and then you pull it out and poke her on the forehead
my girl was on the rag last night so i gave her the indian woman to piss her off.
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Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.
guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!
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The opposite of a mancave.
A place where women can gather and do things that women do. (Cook)
No men should be allowed to enter into this "cave".
A Women Cave is also known as a kitchen.
Man: I cant wait to get a place of my own. I am gonna have a sweet man cave. No girls will be allowed inside of course.
Woman: Oh well, if you have a man cave I might as well have a woman cave.
Man: Don't you mean a kitchen?
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a macho woman; a very strong woman showing no effeminate signs.
She is a he-woman.
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What sexists say to woman when they play video games, after begging for a Gamer Girlfriend.
Boy: "I want a Gamer Girlfriend"
Girl: *plays video game*
Boy: "Woman Moment"
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1. Where my dick sleeps for bedtime.
2.When a woman's purse is too full so she shoves her credit cards up her vagina.
I pulled a prank on my wife by sharpening the edges of her credit cards so when she utilized her Woman's wallet, her pussy bleed and sliced it open bigger.
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I've been a lesbian a while and you're my first stud-woman. But, if I'm going to be with a stud-woman, I might as well be with a man. I want a REAL woman!
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