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ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 February 9, 2012


Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 22, 2021


Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 20, 2022


dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018


slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky

Sky your such a slaggy milf!”

by milf hoover March 24, 2021


milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021


Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020