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It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.
When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb
To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
I really do miss the taste of my bed
A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.
"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.
I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.
When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck
“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”