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A variation of the bloody polar bear.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.
Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!
See jesus Christ
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When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time
Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure
Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.
Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!
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Hey Billy, what happened to your mom? Her "cooter" looks like an inside out jelly donut.
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The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.
The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.
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The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia
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