lego hair

hair that is so constricted by hair spray that wind and any other movement does not effect the shape; can be easily removed and swapped with ather lego hair toting females who tend to be either scene or emo.

Whenever chelsea plays soccer her hair doesn't move, yeah it's that lego hair.

Look at that ugly scene girl with the lego hair, i just wanna pop it off and put it on that girls head.

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soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

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mormon hair

Mormon hair is caused by backcombing the hair into large ratty looking chunks, then you pull the top half back into a messy looking rats nest. This look is usually found on teenaged mormon girls, and occasionally their mothers go for the same look.

God I am so sick of all this mormon hair.

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BAG OF HAIR

what dumb people can be compared to...along the lines of "box of rocks" or "bag of hammers"

1st chick :"She is stupider than a bag of hair"
2nd chick:" Stupider???"

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red hair

Irish stereotype. Something that people would say for those who's hair is red.

boyfriend: ok, by looking at your hot red hair, I'm guessing that you're Irish.

girldriend: (gives him the evil look)

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hair metal

Dictionhousen,slamma,Seattle Man can all eat fn sh*t.. hair metal is the best type of music, and always will be. they sang about being happy, instead of grunge, who sang about how much they wanted to die and how depressed they were. its fn lame. and their look was entertaining if you didnt get it. just wanted to say how dumb you were, later->

top 5 fav bands. 1. def leppard 2. styx 3. firehouse 4. bon jovi 5. white lion

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hair metal

Quite possibly the best and most enjoyable music genre that ever came into existance. Synonymous with many of the following:

Energetic, keyboard-driven rock songs
Themes of love and togetherness
Big, poofy hairstyles
High-pitched vocals
Sweden
And of course - SPANDEX PANTS!

Hair metal originated in the mid 1980s and died out when hip-hop began to dominate the majority of the 1990s. Such a shame.

One word: EUROPE!

# "It's the Final Countdoooooooown!" #

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