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To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.
Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.
What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
Hispanic twitch streamer with furry suit
Compa Jake likes men in furry suits
a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent
i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now
Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?
B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.
I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.