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a term which actually means "porn addict", most "men of culture" are actually Redditors.
Bob: You just wouldn't understand because you're not a man of culture.
Me: You're not a man of culture, you're a porn addict.
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A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
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Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.
I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.
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Void of independent thought, a Bug Man is compelled to purchase and consume unnecessary products they see on social media. It wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t so incessant on YOUR need to consume as much as they do. Find your nearest Bug Man browsing Amazon or sponsored websites on Instagram anywhere people congregate. Bug Men have no sense of direction, no desire to stop to think whether they really need that cotton candy machine they found on Amazon or that overpriced Japanese mechanical pencil they will likely use only once then quickly forget about when they acquire their next product. If you see a Bug Man out in the wild you must stay away. Bug Men are known to reproduce through infection of the mind. Once you’re bit with the unyielding itch to consume it’s all over.
Lucas “Hey man you gotta check out this Brita Water Dispenser I just got off Amazon! It holds up to 25 cups of water AND it’s slim so it doesn’t take up much space inside your fridge! It only cost me $75 USD plus shipping!”
Mike “Why would you spend $75 on a water dispenser when you can just get a 5 gallon water jug for less than $10? You’re such a Bug Man for buying unnecessary shit.”
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A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.
A man named Daniel who is known by the ladies as Dan the Man for the size of his large penis.
That nigga Dan the Man he fucked 3 bitches at once
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guy: bro you reaching jonathan?
me: nah he a cheese mans
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A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.
See also Yorkshireman.
Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.
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