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Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.
Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.
(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
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An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.
Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.
A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf
Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "
A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."