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Someone: you look different and weird today.
Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22
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National Goku Day! A day where you celebrate the iconic anime character, Son Goku!
Holy shit it's May 9! That means its goku day!
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National suck your boyfriends dick day
May 20th is blowjob day
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National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!
Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"
Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"
Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"
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dude #!: have you seen any snakes yet today?
dude #2: no why..?
dude #1: didn't ya know its may 12, aka national snake day
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Boys grab girls and get as freaky as possible if you can try to put your hand on the cat because tomorrow’s your only opportunity .
Damn tomorrow is May 23 I need a girlfriend if I want to get freaky
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if you were born on 26th may you are definitely a lesbian
26th may means you are gay
wow you’re definitely born on may 26th
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