Air-Five

n. the act of lacking the physical strength to actually hi-five someone and resorting to a pushing movement of the right or left hand to someone. This is usually followed by the saying "AIR FIVE". The receiving person has the choice of refusing the "air-five", with a sharp reply of "BLOCK" with both arms crossed.

Evan: Hey Ari, nice thats-what-she-said-joke! Air-Five!
Ari: BLOCK!

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Air Docking

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.

At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.

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air monster

a fart That rips loudly, or with furious anger.

Damn I think an air monster came through the house.

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dick air

The air space at a public urinal that your dick is in when you piss; therefore your dick enters the same dick air as the person who was there before you. This would necessarily mean that some heretofore unknown airborne vd could land on your willy.

Dude, Bruce just left the bathroom and I had to go, so I was in his dick air! He better be clean, man.

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patience for air

an amazing electronic band from Visalia, CA

"Have you heard the new Patience for Air music? It's awesome!"

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air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

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Tube Air

That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.

Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.

"Och aye, ye cant beat a bit of best"

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