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Faggot Cowboy

People with little to no teeth, that smoke/chew tobacco, hunt as a sport, talk about guns all the time, live in/on a farm and/or in the country, own trucks, wear jeans, boots, and camouflage hats/jackets all the time, are poorly educated, and/or walk like they have hemorrhoids up their ass who attend or are associated with NASCAR.

I hate NASCAR because there are just too many fucking faggot cowboys!!!

by Accordion November 8, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vagina Faggot

A lesbian. Can be abbreviated to "vag fag."

"That girl is definitely a vagina faggot."

by cmarro913 July 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faggot Lie

Stupid lie one makes in the past in an attempt to look cool. Often these are forgotten by most but then they are embarrassingly brought up several months or even years later.

Joseph: Hey man remember that time you said you took 60 hits of acid in the seventh grade?
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.

by faggot lie police November 6, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faggot Baster

Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest

wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!

by funnyyz January 15, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Faggot

Drink: Vodka & Orange Soda

2 ounces Vodak
4 ounces Orange Soda (Fanta, Sunkist)

1 Fill a highball glass with ice.

2 Pour vodka in glass

3 Pour in orange soda (diet sunkist can be used make it extra faggot)

4 Enjoy!

I had a rough day at work, guess I'll sidle up to the bar and have a Teddy Faggot.

by sonofleemarvin June 30, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay faggot

1) a homosexual male who prefers sex with women; 2) an indirect, and rather confusing, way of referring to a man as straight; 3) When uttered in front of others, an effective way of publicly declaring that one is a complete idiot with a woefully limited vocabulary.

I guess I'm not so good at homosexuality, I keep having sex with women, I'm just a fuck-up, a real gay faggot.

He just called that guy a "gay faggot," he must be a complete idiot who never adequately mastered the English language.

by SmartBoi September 21, 2010

95๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Faggot

A turd faggot

A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.

An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.

Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"

Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"

Luke : "...."

Ciaran : "I win again!"

by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž