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arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

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Arse Hair Demon

Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.

Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 3, 2006

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wigwam for a duck's arse!

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.

Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..

by ChinatownJoe May 17, 2010


meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 22, 2018

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blue arsed fly

is someone who had been running round doing everything being really busy.

'you do it, ive been running round like a blue arsed fly all day!2

by soge November 12, 2005

155๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slap arse month

Any lad/lass has a pass to slap every ones arse as many times as they what in October ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€œYour our and some slaps your arse Cos is ya slap arse monthโ€

by 1245756999 October 3, 2019

28๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

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