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One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.
Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"
Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I
gotta go hide the shit."
Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."
Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."
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Jarret, a wandering jew, had fled the city because his non jewish friends were bullying him
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a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing
dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"
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When two jewish people walk up to each other wearing their yarmulkes and put their hand on the other jews hat and put it on their head. Bassically switching yarmulkes.
We were playing basketball at the park when two guys wearing weird hats walked up to each other like they were about to do a drug deal, then they quickly switched hats and walked away without a word. The cops came up to us later asking us if we had seen a jew exchange take place.
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When someone of apparent Jewish origin tries to play catch and is unsuccessful at it.
Thrower: Ok!! you ready to catch this?
Catcher: I sure am, just like I'm ready for hanukkah!!
*ball is thrown*
*unsuccessful catch*
Thrower: DAMMIT JEW DROP!!!
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term used in public to denote jewy-ness without seeming too obvious. Say it like your sneezing....substitute achoo with ach-jew.
While shopping for bags, Jen asked me if I liked the purse covered in gold chains and baubles....I replyed "Ach-jew!"
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An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.
In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."
"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
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