yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

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[Yazz Attack]

A myspace kid, known well for having good hair and weird eyebrows.

'omg, have you seen yazz attack off myspace'

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dumb attack

When somebody over reacts to something small/dumb/stupid.

OMG who turned off the fucking light, im going to kill someone for that BS. Man my pops was really having a DUMB ATTACK last night, cause i turned off the kitchen light

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Whack Attack

When one uncontrollably starts to infectiously giggle, seemingly about something simple. Even after brief stints of composure, the whack attack continues.

They got so high they had a 2 hour whack attack when the reporter accidentally said 'poop'...

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Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.

Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it

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Max attack

to flip out to the max in a retarded manner

As i walk into biology class, i had a max attack

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heart attack

from the amazing beautiful and talented Demi Lovato
"If i ever did that i think i'd have a heart attack-k-k-k-k-k!"

About not wanting to let your defense down against a boy/girl who you know is gonna break your heart

If you havent heard it.
Check out the song
Absolutely amazing

well it is DEMI !!!

"YOU MAKE ME GLOWWWW BUT I COVER UP DONT LET IT SHOOWWWW"

FRIEND: "PUTTIN MY DEFENSES UP COS I DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE IF I EVER DID THAT I THINK ID HAVE A HEART ATTACKKKKKK"

YOU: GOTTA LOVE THAT FLAWLESS DEMI LOVATO

FRIEND: YEP!

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