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When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
When you’re struggling to take a shit.
John is battling demons in the bathroom.
The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...
Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...
A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.
Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you