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A guy who just sits up against the bed frame and gets a free ride without any work.
Are you sure he’s fun in bed? I heard he was a total bed frame prince.
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.
I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.
The defection of: sex
LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something
PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO
LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT
PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT
LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS
PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT
MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!
When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck
“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”
A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.
"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.
When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb