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The defection of: sex
LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something
PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO
LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT
PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT
LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS
PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT
MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!
When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck
“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”
We Will Not Shit on the Bed
Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
Bed Poop Stain is,
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
A guy who just sits up against the bed frame and gets a free ride without any work.
Are you sure he’s fun in bed? I heard he was a total bed frame prince.
A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed
"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"
"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"
It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.