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When a woman farts on your penis.
"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.
When a female waxes all of her hair off her body, and continues to put it in her mouth and chew. Whilst giving a wet blow job, when then giving him the hair to swallow.
He had to get the Brazilian blowjob for the end of his kinky night .
When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.