Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

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front bum

When a person's stomach hangs lower than normal causing a bulge similar to that caused by one's bum, but on the front of their body.
This is caused by extreme obesity or saggy skin.
Sometimes when a person wears their trousers too high it can look like they have a front bum.

Have you seen Mrs. Doe today?
Who's she?
The one with the front bum.

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bum paste

Poop. Shit. Crap. Fecal Matter.

Screaming Jesus on a ferris wheel! There's bum paste everywhere!

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Cool Bum

A bum who thinks he's "cool" because he tries to act chill with his no home, and shopping cart. Usually cool bums have a beer with them and where shades.

Girl: Me and my friend saw a cool bum yesterday!
Guy:How was he cool?
Girl:He fell asleep wearing shades next to his shopping cart!
Guy: Then I've seen some cool bums before!

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Bum Bait

In any video game (typically Halo: Reach), offering one of your teammates as bait to the enemy team by standing perfectly still, then proceeding to kill the idiot who tries to kill the bait.

"Stand with your back to the enemy so they'll come over."
"Why?"
"So you can be bum bait!"

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bum lips

Lips pursed in such a way that they resemble an anus.

"Don't kiss me with those silly bum lips, give me some tongue you penny-farthing driving fuckarse."

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Rent a Bum

A lazy ass temp your company hires to help with work. A lazy ass temp who takes excessive breaks.

When asked by the supervisor where all the additional help was, i told him the Rent a Bums were still on break.

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