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A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.
When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.
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When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.
Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)
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Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.
Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!
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The act of being a beauty, but the beauty must reside in a country of "1st World Status." If Beauty was born in 2nd or 3rd world and moves to a 1st world country, then they still qualify for 1st world Status.
"Bro I am such a First World Beauty."
"That guy we met from Africa, Third World Beauty he is."
"You macking that broad was def of the First world Beauty level."
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The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end.
He stuck a toothbrush in his urethra, happy side first.
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The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.
The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
Features of this membership are to be mentally prepared to flee a country or region at any given time, to be acutely aware of how fragile any given society is and to understand that when shit goes down, you’re apart of a group that’s been the first to the camps time and time again throughout history. Like rats from a sinking ship, members of this club know when to fight and when to gtfo.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”
“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
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first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.
student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.
student #1: Agreed.
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