December 1

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

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December 1

Tell your crush you like them day.

Victor- I like you

I had to tell you since it is December 1st

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Number 1

Number one is a number. Why the hell are you looking this up?

"Hey, your number 1!"

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July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

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July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

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halo 1

the way noobs say Halo: combat evolved

Noob: "Halo 1 was the best."

Normal Person: "It's called Halo: combat evolved you fucking noob, you have no respect for the classics."

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PSG-1

The Dogs Dingalings of a sniper rifle

The weapon seems to fit like a glove when in the prone position, and coupled with the accuracy, it makes for one hell of a snipers favourate toy. i love it

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