they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!
“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”
A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig
Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
taking a blinker and running for as long as possible
i’m so winded after my fein mile
The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.
“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “
The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)
Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile
When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.
Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*