Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.