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When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.
This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window
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When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
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noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."
"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."
" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
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when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.
"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."
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A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....
June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.
Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.
June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
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To have the same exact vibe as someone. To be able to understand someone so well you agree with everything and know each other down to the bone. To be able to know what the other person is thinking and what they are about to say before they say it.
Abi and I pass the vibe check. We will be friends till the end.
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When your man's junk is hangin out his shorts/underwear in some manner, out the leg opening or the front.
Hey Big Daddy.. Pickle Check!
(meanin check yourself, your junk is hangin out)
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