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when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.
dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.
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When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
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Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.
Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.
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A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.
Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...
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When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.
Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!
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A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
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