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the physical embodiment of awesome
hi you look chuck norris today dude
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The act of vomiting profusely after an insanely gut wrenching ride at the fair or an amusment park, particularly after indulging in a greasy, disgusting carnival entree.
We rode that coaster 16 times. Whoo! I had to chuck biscuits after I stumbled off!
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You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.
Step 1: Go onto Google.com
Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'
Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.
Step 4: Run.
Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.
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an awesome, kickass, bad mothafucka. Some facts:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And when I say knit, I mean kick. And when I say sweaters, I mean babies.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer, and can take a shotgun blast standing.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was complete, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, admits he should have seen it coming and couldn't stay mad for long. The now play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. That has nothing do do with his ancestry. The man ate a whole indian.
Chuck Norris has a word for people he puts in a coma--"lucky."
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Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.
Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
hhahaha
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1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.
2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."
3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.
OR
Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son
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an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids
Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where
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