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Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
A needy, demanding girlfriend.
Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?
A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.
bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
meaning for when u dont give a fuck
fuck ya couch dick!