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A k-8 private school in Marin county. This school is “inclusive of all backgrounds and diversity”, but unless you can pay the 40000 $ tuition every year, your exempt. In 8th grade 2022, I can name a whopping 15 out of 80 kids that aren’t white. If you’re a girl, you must wear lulu lemon and wear oversized sweatshirts. Girls also must go to Starbucks every day at or they risk severe withdrawal from their pumpkin spice lattes. Girls must also have played lacrosse for 2 or more years or everyone will basically fuck you for being “unathletic”. Boys must wear khakis and graphic tea shirts to be popular. The teachers also are seemingly blind to whenever any rich fuck twat bullies or shits on everyone. Everyone that attends must also have at least 2 or more houses, or else your considered poor. Moms don’t even have to work, as their rich ass husbands that work in law or finance make enough money to pay for the g wagon that their wives drive to yoga in, and they can still afford their chalet in the Swiss alps, their summer vacation home, and their regular home.
person one:(loudly) OH NO.I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY 1300$ IPHONE 13 AND MY AIRPOD PROS ON MY 3000 $ OFF WHITE SHOES.
person 2 to person 3:(Whisper) Rich thunder cunt. He must go to Marin country day school.
person 3: Agreed
When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.
Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night
The best game of all time (and yes, that's objective)
That's almost as cool as playing Donkey Kong Country 2! Almost.
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Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.
Jeff is an actual country fried city boy, look at that truck.
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1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.
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A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"
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1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows
1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
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