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The day the original Mega Man game released.
George: I dunno what to do now on December 17, it's a pretty uneventful day.
Samson: Did you know that Mega Man 1 came out on this day?
George: Oh? I know what I'm doing today.
On December 8th you will have to preform the sex position 69 with your partner because in is October 69th. Have fun eating pussy and sucking dick
I want to do 69 tonight on December 8th
The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪
Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over
Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning
Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st
This is December 5th, a day where you can kiss your gf. It has to be surprise though!
Boy 1: Hey you and sarah will have to kiss today, it’s December 5th!
Boy 2: I know! I’m gonna surprise her.
when you cross the rubicon there is not much left other than pure praise, though sometimes blind it may be, other times shockingly sincere. and this is strange because the world is not pure-praise-worthy, life is not, things and stuff are not. but yeah, you are only a little ant in a heap of billions and you feel like a great ant because you found yourself loving another. thats that.
Dear fellow ant, this is December 16. Please do open it. ♡
Make your crush confess they like you!
December 16:It is time ladies and gentlemen
The day where you kiss your boyfriend because they just had to kiss us
Girl 1: Guess what December 16 is
Girl 2:what?
Girl 1: kiss ur boyfriend day
Girl 2: I'll go kiss him now