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the action I would like to be partaking in currently.
I would like to suck dick right now.
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After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick
I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!
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The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.
When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.
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A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.
Damn he sure does have a husband dick.
That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’
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Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.
I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum
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Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
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