Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend
Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately
when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo