A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.
I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.
The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market
“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”
A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"